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Bloat Be Gone By Summer 

~ A Mini Lab Package

A functional gut test to stop guessing and get to the root of your bloat - by Summer.

👉 Less Bloat, Incoming

You're frustrated...

  • Exhausted.
  • And fed up with everything you’re trying not working.
  • And you flat out refuse to spend another summer feeling self-conscious, only able to wear loose-fitting clothes and paranoid of every food you eat.
So we’re going to change that 😉.
 
Because at some point, it stops being about doing more…
and starts being about looking at things from a different lens.
 
Here’s what I mean:
Most practitioners look at your GI-MAP and ask:
👉 “What do we kill or add?”

We look at your results and ask:
👉 “What patterns made your body available for this in the first place?”

Because your gut isn’t working in a vacuum.
It’s shaped by:
– Your past trauma
– How much of a stress cadet you are
– Your patterns of pushing, ignoring needs and people pleasing
 
This is why other stool testing has failed you - it’s not lookin’ at the whole shabango! 👀

 

👉 What’s possible when we look at the whole picture:

^all previously v bloated, v frustrated ladies. Now spending their summers comfy in their bikinis vs. obsessing over their bloat👙.

 


When we approach your testing from a nervous-system-integrated lens…


We think about the WHOLE person vs. just a test in isolation.

So if this is you:
– Did stool testing (maybe more than once)
– Did multiple gut protocols
– Think you might have issues with histamine/feeling like a sensitive sally
– already spent serious $$$ on supplements, protocols, practitioners

…and you’re still trying to piece it all together


👉 This is where we shift the approach.

Hi! I’m Meg - your fairy bloat-be-gone-mother and a functional Dietitian...

with over a decade of experience and a passion for helping you eliminate your pooping & gut problems. I’ve helped over 400 women do just that by melding my functional nutrition meets mind body approach.

And like I mentioned - this isn’t just another stool test review.

I know, you've been promised things are different before...so what ACTUALLY makes this different?!

Inside Bloat Be Gone By Summer, we use your results to look at:
✔ The real reason your bloat and other gut symptoms are still lingering
✔ How your nervous system is influencing gut movement, digestion and inflammation
✔ What we can actually do to help you feel calm, regular, and comfortable in your body again
 
Because symptoms like:
– Waking up with a flat tummy and going to bed looking 5 months pregnant
– Pooping pebbles, having sticky stool or being unable to ‘fully empty’
– Food sensitivities with a list of foods that keeps growing 

…often map back to deeper patterns within a nervous system that doesn’t feel fully safe.

👉 Because, your gut is responding to your way of being, not just whether you eat dairy or not.
📣 It's time to finally look at your symptoms in a way that connects the dots.
 
So that you can finalllly say goodbye to bloat for good.
 
Bloat Be Gone By Summer gives you:
– Clear, expert insights into what’s driving your symptoms- from Meg & her team
– A nervous system–integrated understanding of your gut
– Next steps so that you can eliminate bloat - by Summer
👉 I’m ready to fix my bloat now

Bloat Be Gone By Summer Includes:

 
✅ GI-MAP Stool Test
Our magic wand for uncovering your root causes of smelly gas, burping, constipation and bloat
📦 Prepaid return shipping - making the stool collection process easy peasy!
🎥 Personalized interpretation video
Meg & her team give their expert take on what’s driving your bloat and other symptoms - so you can leave feeling crystal clear on the why & next steps
📄 Full lab results PDF - to follow along with the results review
🎁 Bonus call with a GN practitioner when you purchase within 48 hours - the opportunity for further individualized clarity on your results - we never offer this outside of a container!
Note: Testing available for U.S. Residents only
Investment: $777
🚨 Limited spots - only 10 available!
This is the last time we will be offering Bloat Be Gone at this price point! Don’t miss it!

TLDR: 

• Bloat Be Gone By Summer = a functional gut test to stop guessing and get to the root of your bloat (from a unique lens) - by summer
• This is for: ladies who want clarity and next steps on why their bloat and gut symptoms are lingering 
• Why this is different than any stool test interpretation you’ve had before - it’s coming from a nervous-system- integrated-lens - taking into account you as the human, not just a test result!
• Investment $777
👉Yes! Fix My Bloat Please!

GI-MAP Stool Test Sample — A Sneak Peek Inside 🔍

 
Most conventional tests barely scratch the surface. The GI-MAP goes deep, measuring over 80 gut health markers to give you real, root-cause answers.
If you've ever been told “everything looks fine” but still feel bloated, constipated, or off—this could be the missing piece you've been waiting for. 👇

Before:

She struggled with these symptoms - 
  • Burpy, bloated, & gassy
  • PMS
  • Always getting sick
  • Sensitive to alot of foods
 
Her testing showed - 
  • Fat maldigestion (high steatocrit) - hello burps, gas and bloat!
  • Poor estrogen elimination (high beta glucuronidase)
  • Low gut immunity (low SIgA)

After: 

How she improved 4 months later -
  • Zero bloat off of gluten
  • No more uncomfy gas and burps
  • Monthly cycle symptoms have improved!
  • Avoided sickness all winter despite 3 little ones at home!
Her testing now shows -
  • Steatocrit in the healthy green zone!
  • No more funky estrogen elimination issues (Beta Gluc is within normal limits)
  • Gut immunity is within normal limts
I'm ready to test my poop!

"I have suffered with stomach issues for 15 years I have seen countless doctors and others to get clarity and support and no one could truly help me until Meg... this is the best I can remember feeling" -Juliana

Frequently Asked Questions

Please Note - This offer does not include a Written Custom Protocol of Recommendations or Supplementation.