Limited quantities available!
Bloat Be Gone By SummerÂ
~ A Mini Lab Package
A functional gut test to stop guessing and get to the root of your bloat - by Summer.
đ Less Bloat, IncomingYou're frustrated...
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Exhausted.
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And fed up with everything youâre trying not working.
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And you flat out refuse to spend another summer feeling self-conscious, only able to wear loose-fitting clothes and paranoid of every food you eat.
So weâre going to change that đ.
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Because at some point, it stops being about doing moreâŚ
and starts being about looking at things from a different lens.
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Hereâs what I mean:
Most practitioners look at your GI-MAP and ask:
đ âWhat do we kill or add?â
We look at your results and ask:
đ âWhat patterns made your body available for this in the first place?â
Because your gut isnât working in a vacuum.
Itâs shaped by:
â Your past trauma
â How much of a stress cadet you are
â Your patterns of pushing, ignoring needs and people pleasing
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This is why other stool testing has failed you - itâs not lookinâ at the whole shabango! đ
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đ Whatâs possible when we look at the whole picture:
^all previously v bloated, v frustrated ladies. Now spending their summers comfy in their bikinis vs. obsessing over their bloatđ.
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When we approach your testing from a nervous-system-integrated lensâŚ
We think about the WHOLE person vs. just a test in isolation.
So if this is you:
â Did stool testing (maybe more than once)
â Did multiple gut protocols
â Think you might have issues with histamine/feeling like a sensitive sally
â already spent serious $$$ on supplements, protocols, practitioners
âŚand youâre still trying to piece it all together
đ This is where we shift the approach.
Hi! Iâm Meg - your fairy bloat-be-gone-mother and a functional Dietitian...
with over a decade of experience and a passion for helping you eliminate your pooping & gut problems. Iâve helped over 400 women do just that by melding my functional nutrition meets mind body approach.
And like I mentioned - this isnât just another stool test review.
I know, you've been promised things are different before...so what ACTUALLY makes this different?!
Inside Bloat Be Gone By Summer, we use your results to look at:
â The real reason your bloat and other gut symptoms are still lingering
â How your nervous system is influencing gut movement, digestion and inflammation
â What we can actually do to help you feel calm, regular, and comfortable in your body again
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Because symptoms like:
â Waking up with a flat tummy and going to bed looking 5 months pregnant
â Pooping pebbles, having sticky stool or being unable to âfully emptyâ
â Food sensitivities with a list of foods that keeps growingÂ
âŚoften map back to deeper patterns within a nervous system that doesnât feel fully safe.
đ Because, your gut is responding to your way of being, not just whether you eat dairy or not.
đŁ It's time to finally look at your symptoms in a way that connects the dots.
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So that you can finalllly say goodbye to bloat for good.
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Bloat Be Gone By Summer gives you:
â Clear, expert insights into whatâs driving your symptoms- from Meg & her team
â A nervous systemâintegrated understanding of your gut
â Next steps so that you can eliminate bloat - by Summer
đ Iâm ready to fix my bloat now
Bloat Be Gone By Summer Includes:
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GI-MAP Stool Test
Our magic wand for uncovering your root causes of smelly gas, burping, constipation and bloat
đŚ Prepaid return shipping - making the stool collection process easy peasy!
đĽ Personalized interpretation video
Meg & her team give their expert take on whatâs driving your bloat and other symptoms - so you can leave feeling crystal clear on the why & next steps
đ Full lab results PDF - to follow along with the results review
đ Bonus call with a GN practitioner when you purchase within 48 hours - the opportunity for further individualized clarity on your results - we never offer this outside of a container!
Note: Testing available for U.S. Residents only
Investment: $777
đ¨ Limited spots - only 10 available!
This is the last time we will be offering Bloat Be Gone at this price point! Donât miss it!
TLDR:Â
⢠Bloat Be Gone By Summer = a functional gut test to stop guessing and get to the root of your bloat (from a unique lens) - by summer
⢠This is for: ladies who want clarity and next steps on why their bloat and gut symptoms are lingeringÂ
⢠Why this is different than any stool test interpretation youâve had before - itâs coming from a nervous-system- integrated-lens - taking into account you as the human, not just a test result!
⢠Investment $777
GI-MAP Stool Test Sample â A Sneak Peek Inside đ
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Most conventional tests barely scratch the surface. The GI-MAP goes deep, measuring over 80 gut health markers to give you real, root-cause answers.
If you've ever been told âeverything looks fineâ but still feel bloated, constipated, or offâthis could be the missing piece you've been waiting for. đ
Before:
She struggled with these symptoms -Â
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Burpy, bloated, & gassy
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PMS
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Always getting sick
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Sensitive to alot of foods
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Her testing showed -Â
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Fat maldigestion (high steatocrit) - hello burps, gas and bloat!
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Poor estrogen elimination (high beta glucuronidase)
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Low gut immunity (low SIgA)
After:Â
How she improved 4 months later -
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Zero bloat off of gluten
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No more uncomfy gas and burps
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Monthly cycle symptoms have improved!
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Avoided sickness all winter despite 3 little ones at home!
Her testing now shows -
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Steatocrit in the healthy green zone!
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No more funky estrogen elimination issues (Beta Gluc is within normal limits)
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Gut immunity is within normal limts
"I have suffered with stomach issues for 15 years I have seen countless doctors and others to get clarity and support and no one could truly help me until Meg... this is the best I can remember feeling" -Juliana